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even the name of the store is lie, christ.

There are millions of these cheap-ass boogers all around the world, parading under different owners and names, but we all know they're full of the same horseshit.

But, that doesn't make them any less good at being what they are.

Alex loves her bullshit.

The dollar stores are like a goldmine of intricate low-lasting utter garbage she can decorate her walls and room with. Sometimes she even sacrifices her findings to other people, so they can discover the enchanting easily-breakable mystique of the plastic pieces of shite.

If you haven't bought a shitty 1$ plastic dinosaur, you have missed your chance at greatness and the great Ales frowns upon your lack of fine taste.